NASA.....my bad!

I just wanded to say sorry to NASA, all the astronauts, and the American people for holding up the space shuttle this morning.
You see, last night I got into a fight with my EX, and after slamming the phone against the wall, I opened the little box that holds my wedding ring in it.
I ran outside, and threw it as hard as I could into the air…..
Fuck!! I was MAD!!!!
Nice throw Mr. Upton!
FU