My "Package"
I will go ahead and say it- I am of…..well…..”average” legth. AVERAGE- being what is determined by the clinical documentations of the YALE MEDICAL INTITUTE (or some shit like that.) If you don’t know what that length is…fuck you- go look it up for yourself.
This is why ADULT films have destroyed my life.
I saw in the paper recently that an average of 45% of single women own “Adult” entertainment in one form or another.
WHAT??!!! F’ing 45%!!!!!!!
THIS IS DISTORTING REALITY!!!!!!
Ladies, this is why you end up with the jackass metrosexual fucks at the bar on a Friday night! They know that their Porsches and fucking H3s will make you wet enough to not know the difference. All YOU know is that he looks a lot like BROCK LANDERS, or DICK ARMSTRONG –and you assume his package MUST be of relative “girth.”
Here is a clue- only 10% of men are longer than 6 ½ inches (fucking fact)- get used to it.
Meanwhile, us “regular” guys sit back with “tongus of the avenger” of which you will never know. Some do……and they ALWAYS come back!
Hear that KIMBERLY???!!!!
FU- and I mean it!
This is why ADULT films have destroyed my life.
I saw in the paper recently that an average of 45% of single women own “Adult” entertainment in one form or another.
WHAT??!!! F’ing 45%!!!!!!!
THIS IS DISTORTING REALITY!!!!!!
Ladies, this is why you end up with the jackass metrosexual fucks at the bar on a Friday night! They know that their Porsches and fucking H3s will make you wet enough to not know the difference. All YOU know is that he looks a lot like BROCK LANDERS, or DICK ARMSTRONG –and you assume his package MUST be of relative “girth.”
Here is a clue- only 10% of men are longer than 6 ½ inches (fucking fact)- get used to it.
Meanwhile, us “regular” guys sit back with “tongus of the avenger” of which you will never know. Some do……and they ALWAYS come back!
Hear that KIMBERLY???!!!!
FU- and I mean it!
posted by Frank Upton at 5:14 PM
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