30 days of RANDOM #1

I took my wallet out of my pocket today to grab the business card of a real ass client of mine. As I looked at it, I realized that felt a very strange sensation in my seat….like –where my ass is. It wasn’t like a pending gassy type situation, but something was defiantly off.

After a few minutes of shifting back and forth in my chair, it hit me.

I was staring at my open wallet on the desk. This meant it was not snuggly replaced in its home.

Its home being my left butt cheek.

Holy shit! I never really thought about it before, but I have ALWAYS had my wallet in the left pocket. This meant…..I have a dented ass. Yup. I have done this for so long, that when the wallet is missing, I lean a bit to the left.

Is it possible? Could my right cheek now be noticeably rounder than my left? I never really checked before, but I’m assuming that there is a little rectangular indention somewhere back there.

This could explain the laughter I received from a chick the other night when I got up (naked) to go take a piss.

Or….I need to shave the hair on the small of my back again.

FU