LIGHT LightBeer

Ok, several months ago (due to severe lack of money) I began buying ……well ……Natural Light. TO BE SURE, it was a last ditch effort to be able to get plowed, but still have enough money left over for dinner. For Christ sakes –it’s like $7.25 with tax for a 12pack!!

Don’t tell me you haven’t done that in a pinch –you red faced fuckers you!

But, alas, here is the problem. I sort of like it now.

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Yup –I was at a bar last night (true story) and had (of all things) a Rolling Rock.

IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN DOUBLEBOCK WITH COFFEE THROWN IN!!!

I thought I was going to hurl.

Hi, my name is Frank. HI FRANK! I am a lighter than light beer drinker, and I hate myself now.

……I’m going to go buy a confederate flag at Wal-mart tomorrow. Anyone need a 50 pack of toilet paper?