Things that are dumb #1

Ok….these Monster.com commercials are REALLY starting to piss me off! You know the ones I’m talking about. The line that makes me want to scratch my eyes out is this:

“People who use Monster.com are TWICE as likely to get a job, than those who don’t!”

Wha….? Are you kidding me?!

That statement is so stupid, it couldn’t balance on a tricycle!

Really guys?! TWICE as likely…….than doing nothing at all?! No fucking shit!

That’s like saying “Those who drink their own pee are twice as likely to puke, than those who just had coke!”

Do me a favor “ad guru’s” and get more sleep. You obviously had a night of drunken butt sex before you came up with that brilliant statement.

Ok…….I’m done.

FU