I'm a BAD BOY

Due to legal matters, the following may (or may not) have happened. I would like to hereby and forthwith distance my person from any pending, soon to be pending, or due to “pend” civil or criminal action. I no longer wish to pursue further “shittyness” towards said company, party, or parties who may (or may not) wish to see me shove off.

Have you seen THIS guy?

DING!!! –that’s right! It’s our good buddy TOM…..from Myspace! The coolest most yummy terrific super fantastic pre and post pubescent domain of lost and frustrated self-absorbed neophytes on the internet!!! Yeah!!!! -Just an opionion.....don't sue please....really!

Based on my “what the hell ever” attitude towards this failed venture of “good clean” interactions between teens (and adults, and criminals, and molesters, and mothers who want to pretend they are a footloose and fancy fucking free 21 year olds again)….I decided to screw with them a little.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with this web-chat-service….something that is all the rage now, let me give you a brief overview. I’m in sales….I think I can pitch it.

Are you young and impressionable?.............Myspace. Are you old and lonely?........Myspace. Are you easily amused by little blurbs like “Thx for the add!!” and “Like the pics! Your super cool!” then it’s………..Myspace. It’s the worlds most interactive connectivity site to complete strangers who could become your BESTEST FRIEND even though they may live a thousand miles away……naked at the computer. Nice.

How was that?

ANYWAY, I decided some time ago that I would create a………person, that would create havoc and turmoil in the wide world of Myspace. I would be generally annoying and brash to whoever had the bad luck of crossing my high speed path. It was a hoot!! I was causing people to lock out their sites left and right. I was hated……and I LOVED it!!

(WARNING: Important side note –I’m not really a super ASS or anything, I just have some…well….personal issues with these guys.)

This went on for some time. That is….until today. I have been THROWN OFF of Myspace. Eradicated, erased, deleted, thrown from the posse. I am no longer welcome.

As I work to recover from this evil blow, I wish to state one more time…..

Due to legal matters, the above may (or may not) have happened. I would like to hereby and forthwith distance my person from any pending, soon to be pending, or due to “pend” civil or criminal action. I no longer wish to pursue further “shittyness” towards said company, party, or parties who may (or may not) wish to see me shove off.

…….more to come. FU