CORP and ME

cor·po·ra·tion (kôr'pə-rā'shən)

1. A body that is granted a charter recognizing it as a separate legal entity having its own rights, privileges, and liabilities distinct from those of its members.
2. Such a body created for purposes of government. Also called body corporate.
3. A group of people combined into or acting as one body.
4. Informal. A protruding abdominal region; a potbelly.

Sounds really interesting huh? Do you think when early man discovered fire, they saw this shit coming?! Nope. We as a species have found a way to widdle life down to the lowest common denominator.

Work.

Why do we work? So that we can afford that car –that gets us to the mall –to buy that new shirt –to fucking look good at WORK!!! It’s cyclical like my anus.

The problem with this whole thing is that it no longer supports and nurtures the human soul. Fuck your emotions, fuck your turkey pot pie! Hippie!

“Attention all staff…..we are installing phones in the bathroom today, so that you can crap and sell in tandem! It’s all the same to us!”

Maybe I’m just venting because I lost the best boss I have ever had yesterday. Maybe I’m not cut out for the corporate world. Maybe it's time for a little REVOLUTION!!

………………….ah, I’ll wait for someone else to start that. AND, I’d rather just bitch.

Now that that’s out of the way, did anyone take real notice to definition #4? What the hell is that all about???

FU