The Many...........Frank's

It has been brought to my attention that there are several OTHER Frank Upton’s out there in this big bad world. Interesting that I have never noticed this before.

But, upon some research, I have discovered a few that I felt were note worthy.

Frank Monroe Upton- Was in the Navy in 1918, and risked his own life to save a fellow……Navy’er, who was too exhausted to swim after his ship blew to smithereens. He won a medal for it. Good Job Frank!

Frank P. Upton- was some guy who had a disability or something, and climbed Mt. Hood. He had lost a leg a few years earlier…….climbing a mountain.

Frank Upton- of Connecticut won a Cricket championship in 1969. You’re a dork Frank!

That seems to be all I could find on regular Frank Upton’s. Well…..minus Mr. Cricket. But I did find a vastly larger group of Frank Upton fuck-ups. And………………here we go!

Frank W. Upton- was hit by a New York subway car in 1989 while trying to collect change he had dropped. It turned out to be .73 cents.

Frank Upton- of the greater Duluth area, held the record for the biggest ball of hair. Could not find it in Guinness, but I believe it.

Frank Peter Upton- hired and fired on the same day by a major corporation. (I’m not doing all the work for you. Find it your damn self!) His position was Director of Human Resources. Good job Frank!

Frank Upton- of Cape Cod was recently arrested for hiding 1.6 million dollars of stolen goods in his home. He has been described as “notorious on the Cape. He’s a major player.” Wow Frank…..I was a major player once –but then a Level 13 mage fucked me with a +10 Crystal Staff. A FUCKING STAFF FRANK!!

Frank Teeko (WTF?) Upton- died after a fall into a 300 foot Utah ravine. He was investigating a similar fall at that location.

Frank Upton- on THIS blogspot stuff! Like, a crap load…….in some fashion or another (not that you are ALL f-ups…..but we all know who we are.) That means you Frank.

Frank G. Upton- filed for copyright on a hat that would never fly off in the wind. He was denied because the inside of the hat was lined with a very specific adhesive….already under copyright.

I now understand the crowd I hang with. I’m……………..ok with it. Mildly.

Well, that seems to cover it for now. In conclusion, I didn’t think I was the ONLY Frank Upton! SO STOP BRINGING IT UP!!!

FU