SMILE!

I went out to grab a quick beer last night. Just one….or two……….more maybe. Anyway, after my stint with the hopps, I headed for my car. And wouldn’t you know it, some fuckwad stuck a piece of paper under my windshield wiper. Worse yet….. everyone had gotten the same little rectangular gift.

The lot had been hit! The little elves of outdoor marketing had come, and left us all a present! How sweet of them.

With great anger, I ripped the damn thing off my car, and was about to throw it to the ground. But, strangely I was drawn to look at it…..as if it was……..calling me.

This is what I saw:

What the HELL is this?!

I looked at the back, held it up to the street light, even got real close to the front –trying to see if there was any indication of what this was all about. Nuttin.

It was just that……..face.

I was laughing to near tears before I even realized it. It hit me like a wave. Somebody really tagged ALL these cars with this crazy fuck in a hat. Smiling…..at us!

Was it some kind of political statement? Politicians don’t smile unless holding babies.

Was it some kind of message? Like –“I just got a thumb in the ass! Yeah!!”

How about a stance on life? Smile…..or I’ll pull out my crazy knife and cut ya!

Crazy hat wearing smiley knife boy seemed to make my night. Maybe that was just it. Somehow, some genius hippy type found the answer.

Just laugh a little…..and then move on. Wow……..fucked huh?

FU