Uptonism

This one comes from the great state of Oregon. It’s not mine, but very much noteworthy.

Fucktard

Definition:

1. Someone who just can’t seem to pull it together.

In a sentence - You are a Fucktard! No matter what you do, you Fuck it

up and it Smells.

2. That guy who always works out in front of the mirrored wall at the gym. Yeah, I know, you are analyzing your definition. Fucktard!

Thanks James!