The best show EVER
I don’t watch a whole lot of network television, due to a lack of time and the fact that most of it stinks up the room. But, there are a few nuggets of joy out there. In my opinion, and in the opinion of about 8 trillion people, the show LOST sits atop the great pyramid of prime time.
Never since
In the past this would kill a show, but not this one. I know at least 5 people who missed the band wagon on the first season, and bought the DVD with great anticipation. Even now, those same people have wet dreams of the second season DVD. It’s like every Wednesday is their personal hell.
“I can’t watch with the rest of the world……..what the hell is going on?! What the hell is that hatch thing?! Who the fuck is Mr. Eko?!..................suckers.
This post is NOT for those people.
This is for the people who are Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay on the other end of the spectrum. Those people. Websites, blogs, message boards, mass e-mails, custom analysis programs, bumper stickers, desktop wallpaper, DOLLS (yeah! Fucking dolls), forums, round table discussions, and little secrete messages you STICK UP EACH OTHERS ASSES!!!!!!
I’m as big of a fan as the next guy, but OH HELL!!! What do you fucking people do for a living?! No person with any kind of gainful employment could take this:
And make it THIS in less than 24 hours! Along with 10 pages of analysis!
There is a multitude (and that’s a modest estimate) of people out there that are writing 20 pages a day on the subject. If you wanted to know if there is corn in Kate’s shit, somebody already analyzed her dietary intake, and could tell you where she squatted. Hell, somehow that will then be related to an obscure freeze-frame shot where Jin saw Kate’s mother’s first cousin shit the same corn two years ago in
The only thing that this tells me, is that it truly IS the greatest show to ever hit the small screen. That is the only explanation for such dedication and time spent on figuring out all the nuances and mysteries of LOST.
…………….but you all are still a bunch of wingnuts! Get out of the house once in a while, will ya?
FU
posted by Frank Upton at 2:16 PM
2 Comments:
Lost.
OMFG. Oh yea. I'm on board. Didn't get on bored till a few weeks ago. A neighbor let us borrow the first season on DVD. Holy Shit. Me and the missus got addicted. Hard. That weekend we watched the whole first season. We weren’t quite done on Monday so I just skipped work just like a true addict. I ignored the baby, everything it was all about lost. I guess we were a little more than half way thru the second season, so we downloaded all the episodes we could online and did another Lost binge. Then we tried to watch it dutifully like everyone else on Wednesday. That was a week ago. It sucked. We started 30min later so we could Tivo thru the commercials but it still sucked. The fucking annoying TV logos and even the few seconds of waiting past the Tivoed commercials sucked. Then the real problem happened. When we were having our Lost marathons we could watch as many episodes as we wanted till we fell asleep. Great, total satisfaction and the fix was what we needed. Now last week it just fucking stopped I had to watch another episode I wasn't fucking Lost enough. Last night killed me. We agreed not to watch Lost until more episodes come out and we can binge and get really fucking Lost. It was so hard to abstain from Lost. But we did it. So what happens? A buddy puts this post up and reminds me of what I missed out on last night. By choice. And its killing me!
Could't hold on. To addicted. Downloaded last night and watched. Felt like Hugo "Hurley" Reyes eating his food. Fat Fat Fat!
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