What??

Been gone for a while, sorry. What happened was both of my arms got severed. Really. Horrible accident.
Anyway, all I could do is stare at my keyboard. I tried using my nose, but it started to bleed, and I made nothing but giBbERisH! Then, I got the bright idea to jam long pencils into my arm stumps….but it turns out that I would have to bend down so low, that my head kept hitting the monitor. Once desperation hit, I tried inviting the neighbor kid over to type for me, but then I saw the news about Mark Fowly (R-FL), and thought better of it. I don’t need no stinkin’ page scandal in my living room.
SO, I eventually bought new arms online (thanks neighbor Kelly-24-slim-likes walks in the rain –for helping me with that.)
The only problem….they sent me black ones. Ummmmmm…..I better start tanning….like now!
FU