This Week

Been a very long week! I can’t remember the last time I felt this raped…..well….there WAS that time in Tijuana….but that was a congressional get-together.... So- it don’t count.
BUT- there were a few zingers along the way this week….so I’ll fucking share. Get the popcorn.

FIRST:
I once again became aware of the ongoing desire for people to cheat. Yup….us guys think with our dicks…..and it ain’t that smart. MY dick can’t even spell D-I-C-K!!! Maybe it’s because of this-

But I’m not making excuses…….nice rack.

SECOND:
I now know that there are two kinds of people. Those that give:

















And those that take:
















Me….I’m somewhere in between, so I guess that’s why I can see both sides of idiocracy. You can’t just give all the time, because you come out like a “turd in summer” at the end. AND, if you just take, then…..well….fuck you! Everything is cyclical, and one day down the line you are going to get yours. Maybe this:














THIRD:I have seen more and more of THIS:








Knock the shit off! Wha….I……fuck! I just can’t say ENOUGH about the self important businessman with that fucking thing in his ear….”power-lunching”.
(*no offence to sweets tho- she looks good with it)
Half the time, there’s probably nuttin on the other end of that call.
COME OVER HERE BUDDY! I’ll show you where that thing should go! Hope those aren’t new pants.

LASTLY: What…..the…..FUCK is this all about?












We got war, famine, deficit, and an overall sense of dread in today’s world…..and that’s what we want to talk about? Please excuse me while I go blow my head off!

All and all, I think that it has been…..a week. ***good things happen tho…..you just have to recognize them as they come. Don’t be a choad! And don’t do this: -F U