This could be YOU

Apparently- we are all a bunch of fucking computer junkies –with asses that slowly flatten out like an undercooked pancake- as we sit…and sit….and OH stretch….now sit.
This fact has been reported by the “Stanford University School of Medicine” who did an EXTENSIVE study on the subject…..probably on the computer.
Basically- if you are a white male, mid 30’s, SINGLE, and really fucking bored, you will spend 30 HOURS a week on useless tooling around in cyberspace. Not only that, but they are comparing it to alcoholism. Yup- so you might as well start drinking your Jack STRAIGHT from the bottle my clickety-clackety friends.
Damn you STANFORD!!!!! Leave me the fuck alone! Go back to attaching diodes to rat’s nuts for calculating sperm count! That’s why the government gives you BILLIONS- to count spunk!
WHY am I so defensive? BECAUSE I am 32- WHITE- SINGLE- and usually have a beer in my hand while I surf!!!!
Damn…..depressing.
A QUICK NOTE: If there is ANY question as to the merit of the above study results, please refer to the "pic" just below this. NUFF SAID!
FU