gift WISH #3
SONIC GRENADE
If only I had one of these when I was younger! My older brother was always oversleeping –thus I was always late for school. Couldn’t just leave the fucker in the bathroom while he furiously brushed his teeth!!!
Thanks to that shitstick, I now have this “paranoia” about being late…….to like ANYTHING!! Hell, I will sit on the crapper without even needing to….because I know that eventually I will. CAN’T be late for that!
SO –PLEASE buy this for me!!! The plan is to sneak over to his house (around 4 am sounds right) and lob the SONIC GRENADE through his fucking bedroom window!!!
That sound should do WONDERS for his newborn daughter!
Merry Christmas bitch!!!!!
F U
If only I had one of these when I was younger! My older brother was always oversleeping –thus I was always late for school. Couldn’t just leave the fucker in the bathroom while he furiously brushed his teeth!!!
Thanks to that shitstick, I now have this “paranoia” about being late…….to like ANYTHING!! Hell, I will sit on the crapper without even needing to….because I know that eventually I will. CAN’T be late for that!
SO –PLEASE buy this for me!!! The plan is to sneak over to his house (around 4 am sounds right) and lob the SONIC GRENADE through his fucking bedroom window!!!
That sound should do WONDERS for his newborn daughter!
Merry Christmas bitch!!!!!
F U
posted by Frank Upton at 6:25 AM
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