WISH #1

To get into the Christmas spirit (that’s right- CHRISTMAS!!!! You P.C. fucks!) I am going to start posting things that I would like to receive this year. Feel free to send them on to me (postage paid).
TO START- I would love this little item…..



Now, before you call me a malicious male PRICK- this will not be for me. It will be USED ON ME!! Twisted right?! Yup, I am fucking done with decision-making this year. Can’t seem to make the right ones, so here is a way I can just blame it on someone else!
*I hope to wear out the “Remove Clothes” button! For quicker service, I intend to wear nothing but sweats until new years!!
…..still trying to work out the “Boobs” and “PMS off” buttons. It’s not a perfect system.
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