To da BANK!
So- sitting around drunk the other day, me and my buddy decided that we were less than….um…”wealthy.” I mean fuck- we’re both early thirties, and we still keep our fucking savings in a water jug.
We both decided that it was the “man” or some shit “bringing us down.” So- what to do?
After careful evaluation of my pockets (two bucks in change) I devised a perfect plan. AND- it would only take about 12 hours of driving time, and a little "creativity!"
I said “Hey Bubba!” –he just farted in response- “Let’s show them bitches…we ain’t just a couple a….BITCHES!”
I’m the bitch on the right by the way…..
“Two HOTTIES rob bank in Georgia”

We both decided that it was the “man” or some shit “bringing us down.” So- what to do?
After careful evaluation of my pockets (two bucks in change) I devised a perfect plan. AND- it would only take about 12 hours of driving time, and a little "creativity!"
I said “Hey Bubba!” –he just farted in response- “Let’s show them bitches…we ain’t just a couple a….BITCHES!”
I’m the bitch on the right by the way…..
“Two HOTTIES rob bank in Georgia”

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