30 Days of Random #1

I JUST CLEANED OUT MY BLAZER….
-My understanding is that you can tell a lot about a person by what crap you find in their automobile. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions:

23 empty packs of Camels (HOLY shit)
4 empty packs of breath strips
Half eaten candy cane
Old bottle of Armorol (travel size….never used)
Bev-nap with: “Park close enough to me –Asshole?!” scribbled on it. *DON’T even remember that.
Lipstick?........wha?
YuGiOh figure with super-action grip
Ice scraper (broken)
Little car trash bin (empty accept for an old piece of gum at the bottom)
44 separate sheets of paper –with mapquest directions on them.
Several assorted wrapped mints
8 pens
9 lighters
And a fucking book on how to make each day……”brighter”

THERE YA HAVE IT! Start those wheeles-a-spinnin!!!