LOL!!!!
Staying with my RIVITING analysis of our CYBER world, I will put a little red bow on the week with this:
There is a new language in town ,boys and girls, and it’s ALL over my fucking screen. I have defined it as CYBERLYGOOK!
Definition: n.(from the Latin- Et Lazyca)1.Any, and all, words that can be shortened down to its most phonetical form, thus saving time during on-line chats and instant messaging. 2. Words forming a sentence with total disregard for correct spelling, grammar, or organization, by thirteen to twenty-five year olds, who never learned the correct spelling in the first place.
Now, to be sure, this kind of activity made me want to gouge my eyes out…..until…
I, ummmmm, started doing it. NOW- before you start throwing rocks….I’ll “expln”. I recently obtained a new phone. With this one, I fucking treated myself and got a full on bells and whistles model. It takes pictures, surfs the net, all kinds of texting features, and even tickles my rear on demand. So, it began. I tooled around with it long enough to have the inevitable happen.
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP
I was stunned! Someone had……TEXTED me. At first I didn’t know what to do. I held the phone to my ear….”hello?” Nuttin there. Just words. Then I read it. So….NOW WHAT? Do I text back? What do I say? Gotta think.
Very quickly I realized that I SUCKED at it! My first typed word was “geljm”. It was supposed to be hello, but…..not so much.
BUT-my friend did this sort of thing a lot, so I had to take a crash course. Before long, I was BEEPing away on my phone, typing shit all day. Then- it happened. Before I even REALIZED it, my words were getting shorter…..and shrter….and shrtr.
WELL HELL, what do you expect when you are doing it so much! Walking and texting, eating and texting, fucking TRYING TO DRIVE and texting……I was starting to pull my fucking hair out trying to negotiate words like “Whatever”! In a New York minute- that shit was shortened to “wtevr”.
I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to think that it’s affecting my brain. This morning my boss told a great joke, and I yelled out “LOL!!!”
FUCK………ME!!!
FU- hppy frdy.
There is a new language in town ,boys and girls, and it’s ALL over my fucking screen. I have defined it as CYBERLYGOOK!
Definition: n.(from the Latin- Et Lazyca)1.Any, and all, words that can be shortened down to its most phonetical form, thus saving time during on-line chats and instant messaging. 2. Words forming a sentence with total disregard for correct spelling, grammar, or organization, by thirteen to twenty-five year olds, who never learned the correct spelling in the first place.
Now, to be sure, this kind of activity made me want to gouge my eyes out…..until…
I, ummmmm, started doing it. NOW- before you start throwing rocks….I’ll “expln”. I recently obtained a new phone. With this one, I fucking treated myself and got a full on bells and whistles model. It takes pictures, surfs the net, all kinds of texting features, and even tickles my rear on demand. So, it began. I tooled around with it long enough to have the inevitable happen.
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP
I was stunned! Someone had……TEXTED me. At first I didn’t know what to do. I held the phone to my ear….”hello?” Nuttin there. Just words. Then I read it. So….NOW WHAT? Do I text back? What do I say? Gotta think.
Very quickly I realized that I SUCKED at it! My first typed word was “geljm”. It was supposed to be hello, but…..not so much.
BUT-my friend did this sort of thing a lot, so I had to take a crash course. Before long, I was BEEPing away on my phone, typing shit all day. Then- it happened. Before I even REALIZED it, my words were getting shorter…..and shrter….and shrtr.
WELL HELL, what do you expect when you are doing it so much! Walking and texting, eating and texting, fucking TRYING TO DRIVE and texting……I was starting to pull my fucking hair out trying to negotiate words like “Whatever”! In a New York minute- that shit was shortened to “wtevr”.
I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to think that it’s affecting my brain. This morning my boss told a great joke, and I yelled out “LOL!!!”
FUCK………ME!!!
FU- hppy frdy.
posted by Frank Upton at 10:48 AM
1 Comments:
Fucking hilarious!!!
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