WakeUp call
HOLY…..SHIT! I had one, very simple, thing to do this morning. For some reason….I BLEW it!
I was asked to make a call at 5 AM to make sure someone was up. Not hard because I always get up around 4:45 to play with myself, so I thought……no prob! Well….um…FUCK! How could this be? Where did I go wrong? WHY is it that she sent me a message this morning around six….waking ME up?
Well….let’s review.
Around 1 am – got off the phone.
1:05 am – got back on the computer.
1:08 am – realize I need to go to sleep.
1:15 am – still fucking here! Looking at stupid shit…NOT workin.
1:22 am – NOW I’m workin.
1:30 am – rub one out.
1:34 am – Pop a beer…a little late, but fuck it.
1:45 am – close down the computer.
1:50 am – open it again.
2:15 am – finished doing whatever it was I was doing.
2: 22 am – rub one out….again.
2: 28 am – fall asleep somewhere around this point.
WELL….NO SHIT I’m unreliable!! Maybe I should reevaluate my schedule. OR, just stop masturbating. It makes me sleepy.
SORRY SWEETS!
F U
I was asked to make a call at 5 AM to make sure someone was up. Not hard because I always get up around 4:45 to play with myself, so I thought……no prob! Well….um…FUCK! How could this be? Where did I go wrong? WHY is it that she sent me a message this morning around six….waking ME up?
Well….let’s review.
Around 1 am – got off the phone.
1:05 am – got back on the computer.
1:08 am – realize I need to go to sleep.
1:15 am – still fucking here! Looking at stupid shit…NOT workin.
1:22 am – NOW I’m workin.
1:30 am – rub one out.
1:34 am – Pop a beer…a little late, but fuck it.
1:45 am – close down the computer.
1:50 am – open it again.
2:15 am – finished doing whatever it was I was doing.
2: 22 am – rub one out….again.
2: 28 am – fall asleep somewhere around this point.
WELL….NO SHIT I’m unreliable!! Maybe I should reevaluate my schedule. OR, just stop masturbating. It makes me sleepy.
SORRY SWEETS!
F U
posted by Frank Upton at 6:31 AM
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