HERE WE GO!!

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a DEMOCRATIC DC now. Yippee!!! It’s about time there was some fucking balance of power. A little tit-for-tat never hurt anybody……right?
………um….not so much!
Here is the fear I feel creeping up my leg –about to take a bite out of my nuts! Don’t get me wrong (really don’t ) I am elated about the results. A little surprised though. I guess the Republican’s computer hackers were stuck in a good game of EverQuest when the polls were winding down –shame, shame guys. But, there is a WHOLE new problem that is going to play out as long as our good buddy Bush (the Texan –NOT) is still in office.
This is how I see it:

Dem: Lookie lookie! I gotta new idea for a bill!
Rep: I object!!!!!
Dem: You can’t do that! We’re not in COURT!
Rep: I brought my gavel bitch!
Dem: That’s a pink dildo….you dildo!
Rep: I object!!! (shaking dildo in the air) I’m going to make a long winded speech until everyone leaves the room for a cocktail party.
Dem: There’re more of us than you now! PUT that down, and slowly back away!
Rep: You gotta wait your turn fucko! I have a whole recipe book by Dr. Phil to go through before I leave this podium. I can filibuster better than Ron Jeremy humps!
Dem: But…what about my cool new bill to help the American people??!!!
Rep: Wipe your ass with it- you sappy pinko liberal!!!!!!

Sounds like fun huh? Strap in people……we ‘bout to go for a ride!!!
F U