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As you all know, smoking not only makes you look cool, but provides you with 10 essential vitamin and minerals. It makes your cloths, hair, hands, car, house, dog, PHONE smell like fucking MONEY! Every time I light up, I’m whisked away to the days of Marlboro Man commercials and stove-top jiffy pop! Smoking is the BEST!!
Yeah…..um…over it huh? I suck……smoke that is.
I don’t count how many I smoke in a day (so don’t ask) nor do I collect miles. The last thing I need is to have a bag full of ten thousand little promotional “dollars” to remind me that I’m killing myself.
Need to quit? Yeah- probably. Gunna? Um- proooooooooooooobablyyyyyyy not.
All I have to say is this –and it goes out to everyone that may have a FAG(no homo) in their mouth right now
STOP BITCHES!!!!!!!
Now, if you will excuse me- I have a date with the little corner behind my office we call the “cancer lounge.”
F U