VOICE #1

I found it alarming- but I know now that there’s a VIOCE that lives inside my head. We all have some kind of inner dialogue, but mine seems to….well….have a FUCKING attitude!
Seriously!! I mean HELL! What are you supposed to do when the “voice” tells you that you could use a little “direction”……from HIM!!!
He doesn’t even have a fucking body! What does he know anyway?! I was JUST fine before he started butting into my business on his little “2-way radio”. Apparently that’s all he could find up there….OH, and the 50’s style tv remote (he’s convinced it controls my crank). So, now, every day is an argument with…..MYSELF!

“whatcha doin?” -Boo-beep!
WORKING.
“oh……….looks like you misspelled something there.” -Boo-beep!
FUCK OFF!
“no need to get testy!.....hey, I was thinking…” –Boo-beep!
HA!...THAT’S RICH.
“….i was thinking you should grow a mustache.” –Boo-beep!
A WHA?.....I…..SHUT IT! WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER!
“….sorry mr. cranky!” –Boo-beep! “….homo…” -Boo-beep!

This MUST sound crazy, but my inner voice has most defiantly taken on a life of its own! And I haven’t touched shrooms in like…..forever! So WTF??!!
I will be sure to keep all of you up to date on this crisis situation, but until then –I GOD’S NAME, ARE ANY OF YOU DOCTORS??!!!
F U
p.s.- “…….Frank’s a homo!...” –Boo-beep!
SHUT IT!!!!!!!!