And....There's your sign.

Uhhh....today I came across THIS sign during lunch. Wha.......why?.......I........OH FUCKING GOD IT'S MAKING MY HEAD BURST WITH STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!!!

1. What dipwad WROTE this sign for printing?

2. Why do we NEED it? What asshole is getting out of his car to TOUCH IT?!

3. WHY is there a bloody rag on the ground next to it?!! WHAT FUCKNUT did it last??!!

4. Did somebody have to come back out.....and round off the FUCKING CORNERS??!!

5. If it's a CAUTION sign, why oh WHY is the "BRIDGE OUT AHEAD" so goddamn SMALL??!!

6. .............WHERE IS THE FUCKING BRIDGE?! The ground is flat for miles! Is the fucking bridge in OHIO??!!!

........I need a beer.....

F U

To da BANK!

So- sitting around drunk the other day, me and my buddy decided that we were less than….um…”wealthy.” I mean fuck- we’re both early thirties, and we still keep our fucking savings in a water jug.
We both decided that it was the “man” or some shit “bringing us down.” So- what to do?
After careful evaluation of my pockets (two bucks in change) I devised a perfect plan. AND- it would only take about 12 hours of driving time, and a little "creativity!"
I said “Hey Bubba!” –he just farted in response- “Let’s show them bitches…we ain’t just a couple a….BITCHES!”

I’m the bitch on the right by the way…..



“Two HOTTIES rob bank in Georgia”